Joke: The Truth About Human Conscience

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

Divorce Notice Before the American Elections: Blue to Red States

Dear Red States:

If you manage to steal this election, too, we’ve decided we’re leaving. We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us. In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially to the people of the new country of New California.